I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
COCAINE IS GR8
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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