Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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