just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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