At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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