I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My liver just broke up with me...
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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