She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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