Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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