I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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