My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Quick, to the slutcave!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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