3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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