so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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