Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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