I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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