Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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