I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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