So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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