There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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