sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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