1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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