Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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