How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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