I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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