I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Be still, my beating vagina.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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