quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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