Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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