My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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