So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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