when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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