i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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