haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Boobs are out for the taking
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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