Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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