I heard we made out
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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