The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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