ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Randomize
