No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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