why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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