Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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