your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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