Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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