Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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