Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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