I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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