who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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