waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I don't deserve a penis
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I forget how to act sober
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