Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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