It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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