I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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