we have pet lesbian snakes
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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