what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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