Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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