she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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