Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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