When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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