Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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