Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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