Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
My bed smells like the plague
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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